Today’s Google Doodle features same natty HTML 5 – in honour of the creator of the zip – Mr Gideon Sunbdback

Gideon Sundback
Written by: Lighten up, I Was Guus HiddinkPosted in ordinary
Fuck Austerity
Written by: Lighten up, I Was Guus HiddinkAustere times are dull, persona whom embrace austerity are sensible. Blandly sensible.
Sensible people are dull, austerity suits them. An era of austerity suits them. Because they embrace austerity.
The one pint drinkers.
The leave at 10pmers.
The bus users.
Austerity suits them because it brings the era to their level. A safe level. A coasting level.
A bland level.
It’s infectious this bland level. The playing field becomes more obstuse. The playing is rejected. Austere times do not permit playing.
A field remains. A barron land full of austurity, workers unwilling to sow seeds of playfulness, as the level is bland and austere.
The farmer likes this, everybody at the same level. No play, just work. Producing, bland sensible output, with no willing recourse.
Bland people are willing.
Fuck austerity,
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Loutish – Mea culpa
Written by: Lighten up, I Was Guus HiddinkThe pitfalls of blogging.
Firstly, you’re essentially writing to yourself (hello me!) – as it is likely there will be little traffic.
Loutish started off well with a scoop relating to NoTW, however, various other blog posts which followed pretty much fell off the face of the internet.
Of course this is to be expected. It’s not like we’re fucking Stephen Fry.
We then started to take an easier route and post videos of virals, by taking advantage of other peoples work and popularity — and this blogs prowess in the search engines — thousands of people came to the site.
We could continue doing this – but what’s the point.
There isn’t any advertising, its uncouth. If I wanted pennies i’d sell my body.
So from now on, we shall go back to how we began. Just words – opinion, probably with a bit less swearing.
The swearing got a bit predictable.
Maybe, just maybe through well written articles we’ll reach out to people in other ways than a viral video of fenton.
There will be less categories – there needs to be a stronger identity and direction.
God Speed,
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Benton the dog chasing deer in Richmond Park (Video)
Written by: Lighten up, I Was Guus HiddinkBenton the dog chases deer in Richmond Park, must at the aghast of his panicking owner. BENTON!!! JESUS CHRIST, BENTON!!!
LOLZ
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David Cameron Australian Accent
Written by: Lighten up, I Was Guus HiddinkDavid Cameron, attempts to impersonate the Australian PM’s – Julia Gillards aussie accent, at the Lord Mayors Banquet.
It’s pretty bad – but not was bad as some are suggesting – ‘an international incident’ for example.
Anyway, much better than George Osbornes wanker joke, at the GQ awards…
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